No, Carly, Don’t Leave Me!

Posted by Kyle in Really? on Apr 25, 2008

Okay, so you all watched American Idol on Tuesday and Wednesday (shut up, I know you did!).  It was a really great night and had some TRULY great performances… and some truly SHITTY ones, too!

The two Davids knocked it out, no one can deny that!  And even, to my chagrin, Syesha did well…  Brooke totally fucks up, has to START OVER, and does a so-so rendition of her song, while Jason Castro… lord, DON’T GET ME STARTED!

Okay, here’s the thing about him.  He always sings these songs and turns them into fireside hippy crap.  You know what I mean, he makes them all sounds the same and all you can do is bob your head along to them.

So, below you will find Brooke and Jason’s performances:

Did he do anything but BREATHE?  I couldn’t get past all of the inhaling and exhaling.  And, it pretty much SUCKED.

Yet, on Wednesday, CARLY GETS ELIMINATED!  Now, I know what happened.  People felt sorry for Brooke (rightfully) and Jason (so WRONGFULLY), and decided to flood in votes because they didn’t think anyone else would.  So, because of that, CARLY and Syesha got in the bottom two!

You watched the above videos, now watch this one…  It’s of Carly singing “Jesus Christ Superstar”!

HOW AWESOME WAS THAT?  Right?  Oy vey.  America, SO got it wrong!

Now we have to go through another week with Jason!  I like Brooke, and think she just had an off night, so I’m glad she wasn’t eliminated.  But JASON!  Pur-LEASE!  GO AWAY ALREADY!

For the hell of it, here are the other three performances…!

(P.S. Robin - I added this post so the next one wouldn’t be the first thing you saw when you visited!)

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One Response to “ No, Carly, Don’t Leave Me! ”

  1. # 1 Angela Says:

    I love Shyesha. I’m so glad they finally noticed her. She is flawless every week. I’m sorry, but I don’t think it is fair that they compare her to Mariah and Whitney. They had vocal training for YEARS to get the that point. She hasn’t done anything professional before.

    ANYWAY!

    I love Jason. I don’t think he will win, but I love him. Hippy crap rocks!

    I couldn’t believe Carly is gone though. She should have been top 3. I thought it would be Brooke or Jason for sure.

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