More Exercise + Less Food + Cheap Clothes = Beautiful America
Whether it likes it or not, the entire American population is participating in ”Get thin and buy clothes” program.
See, no one can afford gas so everyone’s walking everywhere. No one can afford to buy food because of the ridiculous prices, so no one’s eating. AND (best of all) because of the faltering economy, stores (luxury stores like Saks and Neiman’s included) are marking down their merchandise three months earlier than last year, and marking it down a LOT, because they’re finding that people no longer want to pay full price. Believe it or not, they’re seeing a 20% increase in profits than last year. Hmmm… are retailers finally realizing that their clothes are disgustingly overpriced and people never like to overpay?
Anyway check out the nasty sales. If you’re into brand names, Nordstrom.com and Lordandtaylor.com have some dirt cheap stuff. Urbanoutfitters.com also has a bunch of site markdowns. But aside from these places, it’s generally worth it to visit the store physically because they usually have additional markdowns (Bloomingdales, Club Monaco, J.Crew and the shopping mall bunch).


