If I Purchase One Thing This Year, It Will Be…
So this site has been pretty much forgotten, yes? Is anyone still reading?
Well fear not! I am here with a new sex toy that will rock your world. Forget the sex swing and the ramp, I want the Body Bouncer. This thing looks amazing! It cost $199.95, which sounds like a lot, but this thing has potential. It also seems to be a lot less conspicuous then the 2 other items I mentioned.
I mean…will you look at the groove gallery? This thing has some SERIOUS potential. The ones I would be trying first: Sixty-Nine, Ninety-Six, Doghouse, Bliss Box, Plunger…I could go one. I really want this.
Hey, it is my birthday in 5 days. Maybe I’ll get one for that!
